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Yo Momma So Ugly.
She put the Boogie man outta business.
Yo Momma So Stupid.
She noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did!
Your Momma So Fat.
When she farted she launched herself into orbit.
Yo Momma So Poor.
That your family eats Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo Momma So Old.
Her social security number is 000-000-001.
Yo Momma Is Like.
The Library - open to the public.
Yo Momma So Fat.
She got Baptised at Sea World.
Yo Momma So Stupid.
She tried to alphabetise a bag of M&M's.
Yo Momma.
Got more crack than Harlem.
Your Momma So Ugly.
She makes Onions cry.

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