Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let your mind wander.
It’s far too small to be let out on its own.

For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

Everyone is entitled to be stupid.
But you’re abusing that privilege.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

You're as fake as your hair color.

I would slap you, but that’s considered animal abuse.

If I were ugly as you, I’d cry too.

Your village called, they’re missing an idiot.

Did you have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?