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You are few fries short of a Happy Meal.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge. You only gargled.
You're so fake, Barbie is jealous.
The sh!t you hear about me might be true.
Then again, it could be as fake as the bitch who told you.
You may start the sh!t.
But you sure aren't the sh!t.
I'm a human being!
What are you?
Save your breath...
You'll need it to blow up your date.
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
Calling you an idiot.
Would be an insult to all the stupid people.
All day I thought of you....
I was at the zoo.
Are you always this stupid?
Or are you making a special effort today?
I heard that you were a Ladykiller.
They take one look at you and die of shock.
You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
I donít know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

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