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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
To tell you how I really feel.
If I could be any Barbie.
I would be Divorce Barbie.
She comes with, Ken's House, Car & Boat.
Men are like pennies: two-faced & worthless.
If you ever want to see a man cry.
Put a beer in one hand.
& a naked woman in the other.
& NOW MAKE HIM CHOOSE!
I'm not supposed to be normal.
I'm supposed to be me.
Whatever creams your twinkie!
Stop being so stupid.. it's my turn.
I'm not random, I just have many thoughts.
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate.
You think you're hot snot on a silver platter.
But you're really cold boogers on a paper plate!
Embrace the freak in you!!
QUIET!
I can't hear you & all the voices in my head at the same time!



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