People have the right to be stupid.
Some people abuse that privilege.
I can only please one person per day.
Today isn't your day and,
tomorrow don't look good either.
It's not that I'm antisocial.
I just don't like you.
Lets toast to lying, cheating, and stealing.
If your gonna lie, lie for a friend.
If your gonna cheat, cheat death.
If your gonna steal, steal a heart.
If your gonna drink, drink with me.
Poof be gone, your breath's too strong.
But wait, come back you need a tic tac
Not 1 not 2, but the whole value pack.
Sorry to be mean, but you need some listerine
Not a sip not a swallow, but the whole freakin bottle.
