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I'm normal..it's everyone else that's weird.
*Twinkle Twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar*
Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child.
I can no longer fit my hand inside your
tube of deliciousness. Work on that!
Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot.
& anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed as it is . . .
Facebook the ultimate soap opera 'the posting of our lives'.
Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
If you need a friend (text me).
Need a laugh (call me).
Need a hug (stop by).
"This friend is no longer in service".
Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane.
So take a look at your 3 good friends & if they are all OK, its you!
I stepped on a cornflake.
Does that mean I'm a cereal killer?
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Money is the root of all evil!
Give me yours & save yourself.
Make love not war.
Pick flowers not fights.
Drop beats not bombs.