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Are you always this stupid.
Or are you making a special effort today?
I can't make you want me.
All I can do is stalk you & hope you give in.
It's not that I'm anti-social.
I just don't like you.
Each day I get up in the morning praying to God.
That everyone should get a friend like you.
Why should I be the only one too suffer!
Gone Crazy! .. Be Back Soon.
I'm just a Skittle in a World of M&M's..
When life gives you lemons.
You throw them at the mean people.
& Hope it gets them in the eyes!
In a World of Cheerios, be a Fruit Loop.
Life without me, how boring would that be?
Can't sleep...clowns will eat me.
I have common sense, I just ignore it!
You don't just rock my World.
You tilt my Earth.
My inner child is a mean little F*cker.
Wow, you've been hit really hard with the Ugly Stick.
I run with scissors.
It makes me feel dangerous.
Rehab Is For Quitters!
You're just a lonely Froot Loop in a box of Cheerios.
I don't suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it!
People like you are the reason.
People like me need medication!

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