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You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins.
They probably have special dorms for people like us.
It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX.
What's my name? SAY MY NAME!
We'll just tell your mother, that.. we ate it all.
I'm a sophisticated sex robot sent
back through time, to change the
future for one lucky lady.
I want it to be the right time, the right place.
Oh my God, she used me.
I was used. I was used! Cool!
Separately we are flawed & vulnerable.
But together we are the masters of our sexual destiny.
Dude that chick's a MILF!
This one time, at band camp.



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